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It is not just something you do after dinner anymore. Just like WARTs, belching has really grown up.


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1.) WHAT IS A BELCH

2.) WORLD'S BIGGEST BELCH

3.) DO ALIENS BELCH

4.) REAL RECORDED BELCHES

5.) THE  BELCHING SPACEMAN

6.) AN ASTRONOMICAL BELCH (WHOA)


What is a Belch

It is a bunch of GAS that forms in your stomach and makes its way back up through your esophagus.

GAS is created in the stomach. This is shown on the right. The belching studio is not a scientific term, it is my way of explaining things.

When enough gas has been created and it needs to escape. It leaves the stomach and shoots up through esophagus. Of course, sometimes we hear rumbles in the stomach first.

What causes GAS -

Two things:

  1. Swallowed Air
  2. Certain Foods
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Foods That Cause Gas?

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Everyone knows this. Beans are the

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of belching.

 


The World's Biggest Belch

Krakatau - Here is how you say this word:

CRACK - AH - TOE - AH

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"Please don't crack-ah my toe-ah!"

In 1883, the volcano Krakatau, blew itself apart in the biggest belch thought to have occurred on Earth.

Located near Java, Krakatau spawned a baby, volcano that still belches glowing rocks and ashes.

It continues to belch today, 100 years later. Yes indeed, this volcano has become addicted to belching.

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THE BELCH-STER


DO ALIENS BELCH?

I think they do. I was watching WBS T.V. last night. Oh yeah, that stands for: WolfVille Broadcasting System. On WBS was a report of an alien transmission that had just been received from some distant alien world.

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To the left is our satellite outpost. This satellite station does nothing all day long but listen for aliens.

YOU JUDGE FOR YOURSELF!

IS THIS

OR

IS THIS NOT ALIEN BELCHING?

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THE SOUNDS OF BELCHING, I MEAN REAL BELCHING, ARE WAITING FOR YOU ON THE NEXT PAGE.

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