"An Alien with an Attitude - Continues"

 

on the  "I'm not sticking around with aliens about."

  The phone started ringing. I have the most irritating phone. It's bad enough that it rings so loudly, but it also jumps around when it rings.

  "I hate my phone!"

  I was able to catch my phone. It's a gentle process, but I did persuade the phone to stop jumping around.

  I answered the phone. "Hello, this is the BoomerWolf residence, BoomerWolf speaking."

  "BoomerWolf, guess what just landed in front of city hall?" It was Chief Bear and he was very excited.

  "I have no idea. Was it a spaceship?" I said.

  "Of course, nothing gets by you BoomerWolf. Hey, you had better come down here. The mayor wants you here when we meet the alien. We are going to offer him the key to our city," said Chief Bear.

  "I have a better idea. How about giving him a phone? I have the perfect one in mind. I will be on my way shortly. I have to tell you chief, something smells fishy."

I had my doubts.