The television was blaring away and some yahoo was trying to sell wolf tail trimmers on the wolf home shopping network. It seems all the young wolves these days were shaving their tails and playing basketball.

  "BORING," I thought.

  But wait! Something of interest just caught me on the television screen.

"Hey, everyone out there. It's me, Mr. Ya Hoo, and do I have a deal for you! Remember that power failure that lasted a whole week somewhere in the United States? Well, we just received a shipment of all the spoiled food from all the refrigerators."

"I have rotten, rancid, smelly beef and chicken."

"It is going fast, so please call as soon as possible and ask for

Stinky Steaks

You will not regret it!"

All food guaranteed to be smelly and completely rotten. All fresh food can be returned for a full refund.

  Then suddenly, a special report flashed on the television screen.

"Attention! Citizens of Wolfville. This is Walter T. Cranky of the EYEWITLESS news team. I am standing here in the Wolfville town square and believe it or not, a spaceship has landed outside of city hall."

  The TV showed a picture of a spacecraft with an alien standing next to it. The alien was waving. Three residents of Wolfville had already assembled and were howling.