Trial of the Century

The Trial of the Century Continues!

Judge for the trial is:

Hyrum Hanger

Now judge Hanger is not your typical judge. He just loves to make the wrong doers pay for their mistakes.

Once, Tommy the Cat was caught stealing a fish from the Road Kill Cafe.

Judge Hanger knew how cats like to be clean all the time. So, for punishment, judge Hanger made Tommy the Cat sleep in a pig trough full of mud.

This would have never worked on wolves, because a trough full of mud is a fun thing to play in.

Back to the story. You see, the mega-Llzy pig is always trying to pull a fast one.

The Trial Begins ...

"All rise as Judge Hanger takes his position on top of the Throne-of-Justice."

"Jury, are you ready for the trial of the century?"

"Yo, baby, we are ready."

JUDGE

"Okay everyone, quiet down. Kogi, is everyone here today?"

KOGI

"Yes your great ear-ness, the Mega-Lazy pig and the BoomerWolf are here. We can begin."

JUDGE

"Let's start with the mega-lazy pig. Mega, what do you have to say."

LAZY

"Well your holy earflaps, it goes like this.

I was sitting in my trough minding my own business. All of sudden I hear a loud noise and a blast of wind and gunk comes through my window and all the straw on my house comes down around me.

I look up and guess what I see.

NO HOUSE! Not a strand of straw left. Just me sitting in my trough with the sun shining on me.

You know Judge, us pigs sunburn easily."

JUDGE

"Where is your house located Mr. Pig."

LAZY

"My house is on Slob Road. It is the third house to the right."

JUDGE

"Slob Road is it. I know that road, there are only two houses on Slob Road."

LAZY

"Let me get the map out and show you your honor."

"You see your floppy ear-ness, I live in the brown house at the back."

JUDGE

"That's a house back there. I always thought that was a brown pile of rotting hay."

LAZY

"It's painted sir."

JUDGE

"Jury, please disregard my last remarks about the slimy rotten hay that Mega-Lazy pig calls his house. This should not alter your judgment in anyway."

LAZY

"Judge, I will have you know that is fine aged straw."

JUDGE

"I know it is aged, I can smell it from here."

"Finish your story Mega-Lazy."

LAZY

"So there I was, sitting in my trough looking at the sky. My roof used to be there, but it was gone."

"I looked around and guess what I see. The BoomerWolf getting up and stretching and yawning like nothing happened. I think I saw the BoomerWolf laughing at me."

JUDGE

"So, did you actually see the BoomerWolf blow your house down."

LAZY

"Why no. But who else could it be."

JUDGE

"So, what real evidence do you have that the BoomerWolf is responsible for blowing down your house?"

LAZY

"There was a gush of wind. Then a big bunch of slime landed on me. Then, I look around and I see the BoomerWolf looking my way. What more do you need?"

JUDGE

"I heard about you pig. I heard you were too lazy to build your house right. Even your pig brothers told me that."

LAZY

"Not true. It took me as long to build my house as it took my brothers to build theirs."

JUDGE

"What did you do, place one piece of straw at a time. I don't know, I do not like lazy pigs. Nothing good comes from being lazy."

"Okay, I want to hear what the BoomerWolf has to say about all of this."